Welcome to the First Issue of Crack Hobbit Magazine

The magazine is based on a comment my son made when he saw the picture with I had taken with Billy.  What I didn’t realize (and no one told me) was that  my dress was unbuttoned. The original clearly shows my black lace bra and most of one lily-white breast. My son said, in his best South Park voice, "My mom's gonna be on the cover of Crack Hobbit Magazine!" and the idea was born.

Contrary to what my dear friend Thrania had to say:  

 Please losille..... we all know it was a highly calculated move... why else would you choose to wear a top that does that. " Oh no..... my pretty, black, lacy bra is on show to a sexy Scot"    

I  didn’t know the first two buttons of my dress were open. It is not my nature take responsibility for anything so, I blame Billy Boyd. He put his arm around me and I just naturally leaned toward him. (Maybe swooned would be a better word than lean.) The dress was still unbuttoned when I took the picture with Elijah Wood, but you will notice that when I put my arm around Elijah, he leaned towards me and my dress stayed closed. There ya go, proof that it's Billy's fault. I won't post the original picture, this isn't a joke my dress REALLY is open and I really did flash Billy Boyd.

Please note: Several people have asked me where my hand was in the Elijah picture. All I have to say is  this, "It's Elijah Wood -- where would your hand be?" Just kidding. I had my arm around his back. Seriously.  My hand was on his waist.  It may have slipped. No, not really. I am joking. No, I am not. Yes, I am. He is very cuddly. Ya hate me, don't ya?

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